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do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck
Well, that took an unexpected turn.
so did their neck
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Presenting Horrible Movie Clichés, an illustrated guide, brought to you by the New York International Latino Film Festival.
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jimmypullsupinhisbluechevynovak:
whY
“Hello Dean”
please stop
what if…
oh god this post is getting out of control
oh god he looks like ET
i’m actually really sorry
Jesus Christ
ok this post really needs to stop please thank you
CLICK THE SQUARES.
THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
AIGUFKAUWEYBF4KJWHBFKWUCAJSDYDCJWEGVD!!1!1!11!!!!!111
reblogging again
whut, 186,066 notes, AMAZING :D
I clicked on all of them, but then i went blind.
you guys are welcome.
OMFG. NDSVHSDIUHGUsVJHIVHSFAKGVLHLGAVFD
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The part of a book where the title actually starts to make sense.
shibuya-halloween-party-composer:
OHMYGOD.
Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!
WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board
BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!
Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.
OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!
…Seriously?
People. Wow. Open your EYES.
Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR
IN
WHITE
PANTS???
CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!
Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1
Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?
Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!
I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!
Why is there garlic in the self above the stove? Just one bulb? Seriously, Barbie?
I think I’m more concerned about the fact that she has that dog wandering around when she has CLEANING CHEMICALS lying around. What the actual fuck, Barbie.
You put the mayonaise with the butter. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? BARBIE, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!
Does NO ONE realize the kind of cereal she has? BARBIE. You have a young daughter, buy some healthier stuff. Perhaps organic. Jesus, Barbie, get your shit together.
OH MY GOD I AM SO DONE WITH YOU BARBIE, you leave KNIVES on the floor even though you have a puppy, do you WANT me to call animal abuse on your ass? because I WILL. Jesus Christ.
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When you hear popcorn being made and you burst in the room like
GIMME DAT JIFFY POP
